With two dead and one near defunct Paul McCartney began showing front, By claiming the songs Were by him and not John: Well explain Wings then you tragic old cunt!
Crosby, Stills & Nash
When Crosby, Still and Nash Played gigs, their egos would clash Over whose songs came first And it only got worse When Neil Young entered the bash...
Ozzy Osbourne
It's hardly surprising to think That Ozzy would go on the drink With a son who's a twat And a missus like that It's no wonder the guy needs a shrink!
Elvis Presley
After gorging on many fried snacks Elvis Presley went for a crap He strained like a mule To release a big stool But instead had a huge heart attack
Genesis/Peter Gabriel
While the band looked on in some dread, Peter Gabriel tonsured his head. They found this stage antic Both unsettling and frantic, So he quit to go solo instead.
Lou Reed
Lou Reed for all of his lucre Would be well advised "Mangez du sucre!" I don't want to hear About junkies and queers Or Warhol's anal veruccas
Robbie Williams
Robbie Williams, they say, is an act Who is right at the top of the stack, But his chart topping hits Get right on my tits I wish he was dead, that's a fact!
