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Name:
Mel Gibson (melg@30silverpieces.com)
Date:09/04/2005 00:13:45
Subject:Pope Competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. My dad says it's about time they had a real man as Pope. Believe me, I know it's what women want 2. I've already made vast amounts of money from propagating an illogical and utterly implausible text 3. I want to transform the Basilica of St Peter into The Thunderdome
 
 
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Name:
Kilroy Silk (kilroy@veryarse.com)
Date:08/04/2005 14:55:09
Subject:Pope Idol
 I should be Pope because: 1: I've always advocated having a big wall around your country to keep bloody immigrants out. 2: I already travel round in a bullet-proof car because people want to kill me; adjusting to the pope-mobile would be easy. 3: Better me than some dirty eye-talian - I mean what have the Roman's ever done for us???
 
 
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Name:
Michael Howard (disraeli@torynet.co.uk)
Date:07/04/2005 18:49:30
Subject:Pope Competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 2. New Pontiff, New Danger 3. Let's face it, the chances of me winning any other election are negligible
 
 
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Name:
Jamie (geezer@j'aimeschooldinners.net)
Date:06/04/2005 16:03:59
Subject:Pope Competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. It would be totally wicked 2. I could be the Pope 'ead on a moped 3. Them communion wafers are fuckin' disgusting. Get some balsamic vinegar on 'em, bosh em up with some extra virgin mary oil, nice one
 
 
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Name:
Michael Schumacher (michael.schumacher@michael.schumacher.com)
Date:06/04/2005 15:57:00
Subject:Pope Competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. I am used to being in 'Pole' position 2. Ha ha ha. As you can see, I am very funny man 3. Ha ha ha
 
 
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Name:
Osama (captain.caveman@yahoo.com)
Date:06/04/2005 14:09:18
Subject:Pope competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. I have experience of holding untenable and outdated views on all aspects of modern life 2. The West is a leech that must be destroyed from within 3. Frankly I'm extremely bored
 
 
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Name:
Robert (r_mugabe@government.co.zi)
Date:06/04/2005 14:03:50
Subject:Pope Competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. It's about time the Catholics of Africa were given the recognition they deserve 2. I look simply divine in a Cassock 3. If you don't choose me, I will eat your brain
 
 
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Name:
Paul (macca@macca.com)
Date:06/04/2005 13:59:03
Subject:Pope Competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. John was right, we WERE bigger than Jesus 2. It would get me away from Heather, who is quite frankly driving me up the wall 3. I have experience of making a loud noise from atop a public building Come 'ed - vote for Macca!
 
 
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Name:
David Jason (derek@lovelyjubbly.or.th)
Date:06/04/2005 13:53:17
Subject:Pope Competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. I have all the requisite experience of dealing with children 2. I have all the requisite experience of dealing with children 3. I have all the requisite experience of dealing with children
 
 
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Name:
Sylvester McCoy (realmccoy25457@hotmail.com)
Date:06/04/2005 13:49:35
Subject:Pope competition
 I think I should be Pope because... 1. I have experience of prancing around in a ridiculous costume spouting badly written drivel 2. My rates are reasonable 3. I am available Pick me as the next Papal regeneration!
 
 


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